Gilbert Gottfried

Ran into friend, fellow Roaster & fan of black cock @LisaLampanelli after recording an episode of @UnmaskedShow on Sirius radio this afternoon.

What is green and hops up and down when it sees it’s shadow? A Ground Frog. Happy Groundhog Day.

What day is it when the Butcher sees his shadow? Ground Chuck Day. Happy Groundhog Day.

Tragic photo. A cute Canadian girl had frost bitten tits. I tried in vain to save her.

Steven Tyler ‘s toes. There, try to erase that picture from your mind.

On Sirius XM Radio today, Lewis Black and I gave away $25k. It wasn’t our money. If it was, that would have been Serious.

Catch me & @DenisLeary on @JoyVBehar tonight on @HLNTV at 10pm ET. Yes, we wore protection.

Just confirmed… I’ll be performing in MIAMI at Ricochet on Monday, December 26th. Click here for tickets. http://bit.ly/vHwHag

“Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least.” Mark Twain

Come see me Thursday night at Magooby’s in Timonium, MD & Friday night at Catch A Rising Star in Lincoln, RI.